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"The Line Is Drawn!"
Championship Wrestling
Saturday Morning May 19th, 1992
TV5 Studios Memphis Tenesee
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Lance Russell & Dave Brown open the show by letting us know that we've got a loaded program this morning.
Here is the rundown:
Opening Match "Suicide Blonde" Chris Candido takes on Scott Armstrong in a preview to the upcoming USWA Jr. Heavyweight Title Tournament.
The Bruise Brothers will be in action!
A featured bout pitting the former USWA Tag Team Champions against each other as "Nightmare" Danny Davis battles Brian Christopher in yet another preview bout for the upcoming Jr. Heavyweight title tournament!
Brickhouse Brown will be in action!
Our "Featured Match" is in question, but as it stands Jeff Jarrett defends the USWA TV5 Championship against Billy Joe Travis!
PLUS so much more, including a look back at the events of this past Monday Night!
We're taking a quick break but when we return it's with Scott Armstrong going one on one with "the Suicide Blonde" Chris Candido!
Commercial Break
We're back and it's to the ring! Scott Armstrong is not alone as he's brought the youngest of the Armstrong clan Brian Armstrong with him for support.
Singles Action
1 Fall 10 Minute Time Limit
Official: Paul Neighbors
1 Fall 10 Minute Time Limit
Official: Paul Neighbors
"Suicide Blonde" Chris Candido [/b] w/ "Boston Bad Boy" Tony Rumble
Vs.
Scott Armstrong w/ Brian Armstrong [/center] [/size]
After some chain wrestling, Scott takes over forcing Candido to resort to some stalling tactics out on the floor after a well placed drop kick. Candido gets into it with Brian, allowing the official to get involved. This leads to Rumble working in some shots on Scott as he's draped across the middle rope. Scott makes a comeback with the crowd solidly behind him, comes off the ropes, and yeah Rumble trips him up allowing Candido to quickly follow up with a legdrop to the back of the neck and cover for the tainted victory, with Scott kicking up just after 3.
Your Winner: " Chris Candido via pinfall at 6:16 "
Chris Candido & Triple B join Lance Russell at the interview set.
Lance Russell: " A heavy favorite in the up coming Jr. Heavyweight title tournament, with yet another tainted victory here today on TV... "
Chris Candido: " Tainted victory? Tainted victory? Maybe his boots weren't laced correctly, 'cause what I saw Mr. Russell was a man fall flat on his face, and the SUICIDE BLONDE take advantage of a situation. "
Lance Russell: " Oh come on, you know very well what Tony Rumble did there.. Your luck just may be running out, as this Monday at the Mid South Coliseum you'll be teaming with Chris Hamrick against Scott Armstrong & a man who you've had a few run in with recently, Brian Christopher.... "
Boston Bad Boy: " Bruthah, you may just be right. Yah' see we don't think it's fair that MY MAN, the SUICIDE BLONDE, the man WHO'S READY TAH BRING DA GOLD TO THE BRUTHAHOOD, has to team with one of YAH DIRTY, STINKING, BACKWATER, INBREEDS in Chris Hamrick, but I'm GONNAH tell YAH RIGHT NOW, it'll BE THE BEST CHRIS HAMRICK MATCH YOU'VE EVER SEEN!"
Chris Candido: " It's not about Chris Hamrick, Scott Armstrong, or anyone else out there... this is CHRIS CANDIDO'S WORLD, everyone else is just living with it Mr. Russell. Team me with a freaking WrestlingBearaWrestlingClownAGuyWho'sNeverOneAMatch (Chris is face is getting red, as he's a bit worked up) ItDoesn'tMatterToMeI'mGonnaGoOutThereAndShowTheWorld... (stopping for air)"
Boston Bad Boy: " (rubbing Chris shoulders) See what you've done by teaming MY MAN with that goof Hamrick this Monday Night, he's all worked up, and that's BAD NEWS FOR SCOTT ARMSTRONG AND BRIAN CHRISTOPHER BRUTHA! "
The Bad Boy & Candido walk off, BBB rubbing the shoulders of Candido all the way to the back.
Lance Russell: " Fan's we're going to take a short commercial break, but when we return we're taking a look back at the controversy from this past Monday Night involving the USWA Heavyweight Championship... BUT FIRST a very special look a tag team that's coming back to the area this Monday Night at the Mid South Coliseum.. Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton the world famous: Fantastics! "
[VTR]
Selected Highlights air of Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton mixing it up all throughout the NWA set to the tune of ZZ Top's Sharped Dressed Man. Clips of all their key moves the likes of the Rocket Launcher and the top rope Double Dropkick mixed in with highlights of them hitting on a girls at a local bar, and partying it up. Think the real life version of this video for the UWF (couldn't find it on youtube anymore) but yeah you've got the point.
[END VTR]
Commercial Break
We're back and it's to Lance & Dave taking us to highlights from this past Monday's Mid South Coliseum Main Event that saw Jerry "The King" Lawler defend his USWA Heavyweight Championship against top contender and fellow fan favorite "Universal Heartthrob" Austin Idol. We're told that we've also got pre-recorded comments from Austin Idol attached to the video.
[VTR]
And it's clips of the event, focussing mainly on the final few minutes where "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert would get involved and get into it with Jerry Lawler on the outside costing him the match as a result of a count out. The real controversial is what followed as Austin Idol would make off WITH THE USWA CHAMPIONSHIP. Remember titles do NOT change hands via count out, and thus Jerry Lawler is STILL the USWA Heavyweight Champion despite Austin Idol being in possession of the gold.
We then cut to Austin Idol himself with these pre-recored comments!
Idol has the belt positioned NEXT to him, on display on top of a stool.
Austin Idol: " Don't get it twisted fans, the 'Universal Heartthrob' is no fool, he's well aware that he's got no right to come on out here and claim to be the USWA Heavyweight Champion. Now that may confuse some people out there, if I don't believe I'm the champion, if I know, and as a man who's headlined just about every major arena in the world, trust me I KNOW titles do NOT change hands via count out, then just why did I make off with this title? It's real, real simple. What this belt is right here and now, well.. it's insurance. That's right insurance, 'cause it INSURES that that COWARD JERRY LAWLER can't just move on and shove me to the back of the line! You see for MONTHS I asked for a title shot, and that CHICKEN, that COWARD Jerry Lawler ducked me time and time again. WELL, there's no way he can duck me now is there? Now I know what you're saying, COWARD JERRY LAWLER? How can Jerry Lawler be a coward all of a sudden? It's SIMPLE, he KNOWS he can't beat me. That's why this past Monday Night he went and PICKED A FIGHT with EDDIE GILBERT and got himself counted out. HE CAN'T BEAT ME, it's just that simple. So do what you have to do in regards to Eddie Gilbert, whatever happens between you two, happens between you two... if ya'll want this belt back, you're going to have to COME AND GET IT... "
[END VTR]
Lance is at the podieum now, and he lets us all know that EDDIE MARLIN has sent word to Mr. Idol that if he FAILS to return the title by the end of this program he will be TERMINATED FROM THE USWA[/b]! The talk then turns to events this past Monday Night that saw the brash and arrogant Wolfie D lose a match to Brickhouse Brown only to attack him from behind and spray paint a yellow streak down his back! We're about to see Brickhouse Brown in just a few short moments against Shaun Summers but FIRST Lance welcomes Brown to the podium for some comments!
Lance Russell: " Now Brickhouse, without question this coming Monday Night you're stepping into the ring with Wolfie D one more time with vengeance on your mind. "
Brickhouse Brown: " Lance that goes without saying. Wolfie D set out to make a fool out of me this past Monday Night, and did just that. But BRICKHOUSE BROWN ain't no damn fool. He's prancing around acting like he's the king of the streets, when he ain't spent a single night out there. So I'm bringing the streets to Wolfie D at the Mid South Coliseum, and BOY you ain't seen nothing yet! "
We then go to the ring where Shaun Summers awaits!
Singles Action
1 Fall 10 Minute Time Limit
Official: Frank Morell
Brickhouse Brown
[/b]1 Fall 10 Minute Time Limit
Official: Frank Morell
Brickhouse Brown
Vs.
Shaun Summers[/center] [/size]
Young Summers gets some offense in the early going, but in the end it's all Brickhouse. Brown makes it short a sweet pinning Summers in just under 4 minutes with a headbutt off the second rope.
Your Winner: " Brickhouse Brown in 3:49 "
Post Match- As Brown celebrates his victory he's attacked from behind by WOLFIE D! Wolfie again gets the better of Brown, laying him out with a DDT! He grabs his trusty spray can and attempts the yellow streak yet again, but KOKO B. WARE hits the ring running him off! As Koko checks on Brown, Wolfie makes his way over to the podium where a disgusted Lance Russell gets a word.
Lance Russell: " Wolfie D, what's the meaning of all this? Come on now, haven't you already done enough.. "
Wolfie D: " PLZZZZ Russell, all I did was defend myself! Brickhouse Brown's out here doubting my street cred, man, I had to step up and show him a thing or two about the STREETS! And KOKO WARE? What's up with THAT Russell? Eh? "
Lance Russell: " He's just out here doing what's right.. "
Wolfie D: " What's right is not what's up.. Wolfie D, NOW THAT's WHAT'S UP! "
Wolfie D walks off to boo's as Koko Ware shouts in his direction.
Lance is back at the booth with Dave. They briefly discuss the fact that they BOTH agree that Wolfie D needs to adjust his attitude here in the USWA. We're told up next we'll have the BRUISE BROTHERS in action, BUT FIRST we talk about how they got into it with the USWA Tag Team Champions: The Disciples this past Monday Night at the Mid-South Coliseum. Brief clips are shown, before we're taking to pre recored comments from Daryl Van Horne.
[VTR]
And it's with the Disciples manager "The Harbinger Of Doomsday" Daryl Van Horne standing behind a cheesy graphic that reads "DISCIPLES OF A NEW DAWN" in air brush.
Daryl Van Horne: " In order for one to truly understand the events of this past Monday Night, one must first take into account the difference between MY Disciples & the supposed "heroes" known as the Bruise Brothers. Make sure to realize that I am NOT doubting their credentials, just pointing out the obvious. Unlike the twin saviors, my MEN are NOT WOLVES in SHEEPS CLOTHING... they are exactly what they appear to be, MONSTERS devoid of all human emotions... STRIPED OF ALL BELIEFS beyond one important one.. DRESS YOURSELF in the GOLD OF MORTAL MEN, and PERHAPS then DOOMSDAY will be impressed... PERHAPS then the FORCE that is TO COME will not only pass the Disciples by, BUT PERHAPS it will let me guide it towards those who have STOOD in our way. Do you believe the Bruise Brothers approached MY DISCIPLES with honest intentions? Are they truly the white knights they appear to be? IF WE WERE NOT IN POSSESSION of the gold, would they have still stepped up to defend Danny Davis' honor? SO now you're in position for a title match, and this Monday Night you'll get just that... but are you prepared to face the consequences? OR SHALL YOU PERISH IN THE RUBBLE LEFT AT DOOMSDAY'S FEET! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "
[END VTR]
As we're taking back to the studios, the Bruise Brothers have ALREADY rushed the ring and are pounding away on their opponents for this morning the Masked Executioner & David Young!
Tag Action
1 Fall 10 Minute Time Limit
Official: Ron Sexton
The Bruise Brothers (Ron & Don Harris)
[/b]1 Fall 10 Minute Time Limit
Official: Ron Sexton
The Bruise Brothers (Ron & Don Harris)
Vs.
Masked Executioner & David Young[/center] [/size]
Pair of big boots floors both competitors. David Young gets sacraficed here as he's wiped into the ropes and destroyed with the "H-Bomb" double team flap jack from the Harris Twins in just over 20 seconds time!
Your Winners: " The Bruise Brothers in 0:23 via pinfall."
One of the twins shouts into the camera that they're bringing home the gold. Lance & Dave are impressed. We're taking a quick commercial break but when we return we'll be hearing from the USWA Heavyweight Champion himself: Jerry "the King" Lawler.
Commercial Break
We're back and in a few short moments we'll be hearing from the King, who I'm sure has a lot to say after the comments we heard from Austin Idol earlier in the program. But FIRST let's just take a look at the line up for this Monday Night's Mid-South Coliseum card, shall we? And here with that is USWA's own Corey Maclin.
Monday At The Mid-South
7:30PM Bell Time
Mid-South Coliseum
Memphis, TN
Main Event USWA Heavyweight Championship
Jerry Lawler defends against "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert
Special Tag Team Attraction "Superstar" Bill Dundee & Koko B. Ware take on the duo of Billy Joe Travis & his Bodyguard Rod?
Singles Action
Marcus Alexander Bagwell turns back the challenge of David Young
USWA Jr. Heavyweight Championship Preview
Brian Christopher & Scott Armstrong team up to take on the tandem of Chris Candido & Chris Hamrick
The man who's in possession of the USWA Championship "Universal Heartthrob" Austin Idol goes one on one with the youngster of the Armstrong Family: Brian Armstrong.
The Fantastics return to the USWA to take on Tony Rumble's Bad Crew
And in our opener it'll be a GRUDGE MATCH as Brickhouse Brown goes one on one with Wolfie D.
Corey wraps things up by stating it'll be one heck of a card this Monday Night, with all eyes on the main event in particular for sure!
With that we're taking to Lance Russell who's got Memphis' own, USWA Heavyweight Champion....
Jerry "the King" Lawler
Lance Russell: " A man without a title, King I'm sure you've heard what Austin Idol had to say about you, and the USWA Championship as you head into this Monday Night's big title defense Vs. Eddie Gilbert, it's without the title... unless Austin Idol does the right thing and returns the belt by the end of the day. "
Jerry Lawler: " Well Lance, it's safe to say Austin Idol's lost his mind, BUT I know this business means the world to him, at least as far back as a I remember, so I'm confident he'll do the right thing and bring back that belt. BUT, that still doesn't change the fact that I've HAD ABOUT ENOUGH of Idol coming out here on TV and running my name thru the mud. Last Monday Night we went out there and put it ALL on the line, and of course that goof Eddie Gilbert had to go on ahead and stick his nose where it didn't belong. BUT FOR IDOL to come on out here and insinuate that I would purposely pick a fight with Eddie Gilbert in HOPES of getting disqualified is the silliest thing I have ever heard in ALL my years in this business. Week after week, month after month, year after YEAR for crying out loud I have taken on any and all challengers. From Andre the Giant, Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, monsters like big Sid, punks like Eddie Gilbert, and YES even AUSTIN IDOL. NEVER ONCE have I backed down, and I'm NOT about to start now. "
Lance Russell: " You name 'em, if they've come thru here the King's taken 'em all on. "
Jerry Lawler: " That's right Lance. So I'm going to say it just one last time, no name calling, no ill will behind it. Monday Night, Eddie Gilbert I'm PUNCHING YOUR LIGHTS OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL... and when the dust clears, we'll come back to the Mid South Coliseum for Memorial Day in two weeks, and Austin Idol you'll have your title shot..."
Voice From Off Camera: " Would you look at this.. already looking past me, eh? "
It's...
"Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert
Eddie Gilbert: " I'm sick of this show Jerry... I didn't come on out here to listen and watch an episode of Moonlighting with Austin Idol & Jerry Lawler fighting over who gets to play Bruce Willis and who gets to play Sibil. I came here in hopes of getting a word with Eddie Marlin, and more importantly a word with you. You see Lawler... "
Jerry Lawler: " Cram it Gilbert... you know something all this controversy, this thing between Idol & myself, it's all because of you stirring the pot... and let me tell you something I've had just about enough of it.. way I see it we don't have to wait for Monday Night, we don't have to wait for Idol to show up with the title, we can do this RIGHT HERE right now! "
Eddie Gilbert: " Easy there KINGFISH... you're saying forget about the Mid-South Coliseum, we can do this RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW? "
Jerry Lawler: " That's right Gilbert, you want the sh.."
Eddie Marlin makes his way out..
Lance Russell: " Well Eddie Marlin, we've got two guys ready to go right here and now, they don't want to wait for the Mid South Coliseum.. "
Eddie Marlin: " King if this is what you want, then you've got it... later on today right here this morning on Championship Wrestling, Jerry Lawler goes one on one with Eddie Gilbert for the USWA Heavyweight Championship!"
Eddie Gilbert: " Haha.. Kingfish that's just what I was hoping for. The Eddie Gilbert era kicks off two days early, bow down to Memphis' TRUE KING fans! "
Lawler clenches his fist as Lance takes us to a quick commercial, when we return Brian Christopher goes one on one with his good friend "Nightmare" Danny Davis!
Commercial Break
We return and it's with Lance at the podium talking about the up coming USWA Jr. Heavyweight Title Tournament. Apparently we'll have brackets next week and the event will take MEMORIAL DAY at the Mid South! Out of nowhere he's interrupted by a smiling Billy Joe Travis & his debuting muscle bound body guard Rod (Rod Price)!
Lance Russell: " Billy Joe Travis, you're not scheduled out here just yet, and just who in the world is this you have with you here? "
Billy Joe Travis: " This is Rod, the bodyguard, the KEEPER of the guitar, you know the guitar that has JEFF JARRETT's NAME WRITTEN ALL DOWN IT's backside!"
Rod shows off the guitar, which does indeed have the name "Jarrett" written in athletic tape down the back of it.
Lance Russell: " We've got Jr. heavyweight action coming up regardless, you're not scheduled to be here just yet.. "
Billy Joe Travis: " And yet Lance, here I am. I'm out here right now, 'cause I just overheard EDDIE MARLIN telling someone that Jeff Jarrett isn't here this morning.."
Lance: " There had been rumors throughout the day he might not make it, but you know why, you're responsible. Hitting a man with a guitar... "
Billy Joe Travis: " Yeah, yeah... it's doesn't matter why Lance... all that matters it what that means to ME. The greatest singing 'rassler is about to once again become the greatest singing Television Champion.. haha.... 'cause the thing is, you and I both know, that title is to be defended each and every week here on TV, and if Jeff Jarrett can't be here and I'M the challenger for the week, that makes me THE BRAND NEW USWA TV5 CHAMPEEN... I'm so excited I just might sing a song, RIGHT HERE on Championship Wrestling Lance... "
Lance Russell: " Let's just take a look at the footage before we jump to conclusions, as I'm sure Eddie Marlin's going to have quite a lot to say about the fate of the Television Champion, and the condition of Jeff Jarrett. "
[VTR]
It's from last week right here on Championship Wrestling and Jarrett being laid out with a guitar after successfully defending against "Suicide Blonde" Chris Candido at the hands of Billy Joe Travis. Lance sells the effects of the injury as we see footage then from Monday Night at the Mid South Coliseum during a non-title match with Billy Joe, focussing on Jarrett collapsing in the center of the ring.
[END VTR]
Back to the studio with Eddie Marlin standing next to Lance now as Billy Joe Travis is all smiles.
Lance Russell: " The most important question I've got for you Eddie, how's Jeff doing? "
Eddie Marlin: " Well he's gonna be alright, just needs a few weeks or so off before he can perform out here for these people. I promised him a shot at this TV title in my hands here the second he's ready to... "
Billy Joe Travis: " Eddie, Eddie save the sob story for after you've handed me, MY TV5 Championship! "
Eddie Marlin: " Fine by me, you want it... you got it"
Marlin hands the belt over, Billy Joe raises it high in the air.
Eddie Marlin: " But the thing is Billy Joe, as you said the TV5 Championship is to be defended EACH AND EVERY WEEK here on TV, and now that you're the champion you've got to defended it RIGHT HERE this week. So since you're out here right now.. *SUPERSTAR* BILL DUNDEE COME OUT FOR YOUR TV5 TITLE SHOT! "
Travis shouts at Eddie Marlin screaming that it's not fair as BILL DUNDEE & KOKO WARE are at the podium now with KOKO WARE brawling to the back with the Rod the Bodyguard! Dundee unloads on Billy before sending him into the ring. THE TV5 CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE RIGHT NOW FANS!
TV5 Championship
1 Fall 20 Minute Time Limit
Official: Paul Neighbors
Champion: Billy Joe Travis
Vs.
"Superstar" Bill Dundee [/size][/center]
The match isn't long, it's fast paced with Billy Joe backtracking quite a bit and Dundee completely in control. Billy's in a panic but then comes to the realization that he's the champion, shouting into the camera " Wait I'm the CHAMPEEN! " he grabs up the guitar and heads into the ring looking to get himself disqualified, Lance & Dave voice their disgust of course as Dundee turns around, AND AVOIDS THE GUITAR SHOT! BILLY JOE MAKES CONTACT WITH THE RING POST AND THE GUITAR SHATTERS! Dundee cradles 'em up from behind...
1...
2..
3!!! *SUPERSTAR* BILL DUNDEE IS THE NEW TV5 CHAMPION! History has been made as the TV title has changed hands not once, BUT TWICE right here on Championship Wrestling!
Your Winner And New Champion: " Bill Dundee in 5:48 via pinfall. "
Post Match- As Dundee celebrates it comes to his attention that Billy Joe Travis is CRYING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! Dundee walks over to Lance who congratulates him on his win, after thanking the voice of Memphis Wrestling, Dundee turns his attention to what's going on in the ring.
Bill Dundee: " You've got to be kidding me mate, CRYING? Really? It only makes this sweeter... "
Dundee leads the crowd in a "CRY BABY" chant in Billy Joe Travis' direction, as Travis covers his ears. Lance says we've gotta take a break, again congratulating Bill Dundee on his win, and let's us know that when we return it's as scheduled Brian Christopher going one on one with "Nightmare" Danny Davis in a preview to the Jr. Heavyweight Title Tournament! As we go to break it's a quick little replay of Dundee's win set to the Championship Wrestling theme.
Commercial Break
We're back and we're headed right to the ring for one of our "Featured Matches" Brian Christopher goes one on one with his former tag team partner "Nightmare" Danny Davis!
Singles Action
1 Fall 10 Minute Time Limit
Official: Frank Morell
Brian Christopher
Vs.
"Nightmare" Danny Davis [/size][/center]
Both men show each other a tremendous amount of respect at the start shaking hands. It's a very mat based contest with neither man dominating for an extended period of time. Chris Candido & Tony Rumble are out with note pads scouting the bout. They end up leaving mid way thru. Davis gets an extremely close near fall off a back suplex, only for Christopher to come back with a Northern Lights suplex for just the same moments later. As the time limit nears each man trades roll ups, with Christopher on top JUST AS the bell sounds!
Official Results: " 10 Minute Time Limit Draw"
After they shake hands in the ring, Lance brings BOTH men over for a quick word. I'm just going to bottom line it for you, they each talk about how it could have gone either way today on TV with more time, put over the Jr. Heavyweight division, and when the talk turns to Chris Candido, Davis says part of the competition is not just about the Jr. Heavyweight Championship but also to see just who gets to shut up the New Jersey JERK once and for all.
Lance takes us to a commercial break, letting us know when we return the USWA Heavyweight Championship is on the line as "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert challenges Jerry "the King" Lawler just DAYS before their showdown at the Mid South Coliseum! Will Austin Idol return the USWA Heavyweight Championship?
Commercial Break
We're back and it's to the ring for our main event! The USWA Championship is ON THE LINE here this morning as Jerry "The King" Lawler the champion WITHOUT the championship defends against "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert!
Main Event
1 Fall TV Time Remaining
Official: Ron Sexton
1 Fall TV Time Remaining
Official: Ron Sexton
Champion: Jerry "The King" Lawler [/b]
Vs.
"Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert[/center] [/size]
We circle a bit at the start, with Gilbert heeling it up by asking for the King to be checked by the official, but to no avail. Lock up see's the King back him into the corner and we get a surprisingly clean break. We repeat the spot with Gilbert backing the King into the corner, and it's more of the same. Eddie's all smiles as we lock up again, and yet again the King is backed into the corner and WHAMO HUGE RIGHT HAND FROM EDDIE FLOORS the KING! "Hot Stuff' smiles as the King pulls himself to his feet. We repeat the spot one more time with Eddie again catching him with a solid right hand! Eddie motions for the championship, oozing confidence. Lock up, Eddie fires the King into the ropes, drop down and WHAMO huge back elbow from Gilbert floors Lawler! Elbow drop on the follow up MISSES! The King fires 'em into the ropes and SCORES with a well placed dropkick! Eddie's to his feet but he's QUICKLY begging off as Jerry is as fired up as can be! As he holds at his face, you can hear Gilbert freaking APOLOGIZING for being the first to break the rules, but yeah King isn't having any of it fans! We lock up again with Gilbert backing the King into a corner, and breaking clean perhaps to calm Jerry down BUT WHAMO LAWLER SCORES WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND FLOORING GILBERT! HUGE COMEDY SELL on that one fans! Both men have their first clinched as we circle a bit now, but the official gives them a stern warning about trading illegal punches. Lock up see's Hot Stuff rake the eyes, boot to the midsection follows and a MEMPHIS STYLE UPPERCUT sends LAWLER UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE FANS! Eddie's out there right after him with a huge double axehandle from the apron to the small of Jerry's back! Side headlock as Eddie motions that he's going to post him... MEANWHILE we've got a disturbance... Lance shouts to get a camera in to the parking lot as AUSITN IDOL has arrived!
Idol pulls up on a HARLEY DAVIDSON looking cool as all heck, carrying the USWA Heavyweight Championship! The camera cuts back to the ring.. where LAWLER reverses Gilbert's posting attempt and sends Eddie shoulder first into the ring post! Lawler heads to the ring as the official begins to count Eddie out... HERE COMES AUSTIN IDOL! Idol's on the apron... he shouts... "KING YOU WANT THE BELT BACK, HERE'S YOUR DAMN BELT!" as Lawler turns around and WHAMO IDOL CRACKS HIM UPSIDE THE SKULL WITH THE USWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! Lawler is down, and the official didn't see any of it fans! Idol leaves to a mixed reaction... as Eddie recovers.. confused... dazed.. but he see's the King down and out and is QUICK to capitalize... COVER...
1...
2...
NO NOT LIKE THIS...
3!!!! A THIRD TITLE CHANGES HANDS HERE THIS MORNING ON TV AS EDDIE GILBERT IS THE NEW USWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Your Winner AND New Champion: " Eddie Gilbert in 4:58 via pinfall. "
Gilbert's over to the podium to brag with a disgruntled Lance.
Lance Russell: "I have no idea if you realize it or not but AUSTIN IDOL just WON THE USWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION for you... "
Eddie Gilbert: " HE DID WHAT?? Who CARES LANCE... I DID IT BABY!! WHOOO! I DID IT!! I'M THE KING OF MEMPHIS TENNESSEE! I'm THE USWA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! MONTHS AND MONTHS OF CHASING FINALLY PAYS OFF FOR 'OL HOT STUFF EDDIE GILBERT! WHOOO! I'M GOING BACK THERE AND I'M PARTYING LIKE THEIR IS NO TOMORROW BABY! "
Lance Russell: " We've gotta take a break to sort this whole thing out, fans when we return we hope to get a word with Jerry Lawler.... "
Commercial Break
We're back and it's with the now former champion: Jerry "the King" Lawler.
Lance Russell: " A miscarriage of justice here today on TV King, and it's all due to Austin Idol & Eddie Gilbert.. "
Jerry "the King" Lawler: " Lance there's something to this whole thing, but I'm not gonna waste time trying to figure it out... Monday Night I've got my rematch, and if Austin Idol gets involved I'll be ready, willing and able to PUNCH his LIGHTS OUT TOO. The gloves are off at the Coliseum.. Gilbert enjoy your two days on top, because now.... now you're in WAY OVER YOUR HEAD PAL! "
As Lawler walks off, Lance takes the time to once again run down this Monday's Coliseum Show.
Monday At The Mid-South
7:30PM Bell Time
Mid-South Coliseum
Memphis, TN
Main Event USWA Heavyweight Championship
Jerry Lawler now finds himself in the position of challenger against "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert
Special Tag Team Attraction "Superstar" Bill Dundee & Koko B. Ware take on the duo of Billy Joe Travis & his Bodyguard Rod
Singles Action
Marcus Alexander Bagwell turns back the challenge of David Young
USWA Jr. Heavyweight Championship Preview
Brian Christopher & Scott Armstrong team up to take on the tandem of Chris Candido & Chris Hamrick
The always controversial "Universal Heartthrob" Austin Idol goes one on one with the youngster of the Armstrong Family: Brian Armstrong.
The Fantastics return to the USWA to take on Tony Rumble's Bad Crew
And in our opener it'll be a GRUDGE MATCH as Brickhouse Brown goes one on one with Wolfie D.
Lance & Dave then wrap things up by reminding the fans of what we saw here today this morning. Chris Candido defeated Scott Armstrong with help from the Boston Bad Boy Tony Rumble at 6:16. Brickhouse Brown was victorious against Shaun Summers at just 3:49. The Bruise Brothers made short work of the Masked Executioner & David Young in just 20 seconds. Billy Joe Travis was handed the TV5 Championship only to lose it just moments later to "Superstar" Bill Dundee in 5:48. No winner in Brian Christopher & Danny Davis as they battled to a 10 Minute Time Limit Draw, and of course the main event Eddie Gilbert defeated Jerry "the King" Lawler at 4:58 thanks to Austin Idol and is now the NEW USWA Heavyweight Champion.
Lance Russell: " For Corey Maclin & Dave Brown, I'm Lance Russell and we'll see you at the matches! "